February 2010
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I wish I could participate in this discussion with...
I just can’t bring myself to turn on the Grammy’s.
Especially since I missed Beyonce already.
Reasons I need to be Beyonce
sade:
Amazing weave
Amazing body
Amazing husband who clearly adores her (did you SEE Jay after her performance?)
Husband is Jay-Z
Can sing
Hasn’t been sitting at home in her underwear blogging since noon.
I have always wanted to be Beyonce.
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“That’s what you think — I’m actually partaking in a...”
– Brandogs, responding to my claim that the GRE was not worth dying on icy roads for.
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January 2010
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Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
...
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“In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It’s a...”
– Don Draper (via sade)
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I just don't know if I should write this paper
because it’s highly likely the university will be closed tomorrow due to icy roads.
I wouldn’t want to get something done early when I could procrastinate!
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Oook, so we've gone a little crazy being in the...
“Cabin Fever” from Muppet Treasure Island is on Meredith’s computer at a ridiculous volume.
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“LOOK AT ALL THOSE REDNECKS!!!”
– Meredith
Me: I'm about to make more snowcream.
Jessica: Daaaayum!
HELEN DEAR
I know you’re on Tumblr. Come home and you can have some snowcream!!!
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anna anna bo banna banana fanna fo fanna me my mo...
tennroof:
lemdi:
ANNA!
Explain why my name game is stuck in my head. Please.
Only if you promise to make Danny Kaye stop doing “Choreography” in mine. Then we’ll talk.
DANGIT NOW CHOREOGRAPHY IS IN MY HEAD.
We're in this for the long haul.
hurricane-k:
pangea:
We’ve got Bailey’s, hot chocolate, wine, and Veronica Mars season 1.
I think we’re set.
This sounds divine. I can come visit?
Yessss! Feel free. Bring your cat, too. We have one that happens to weigh 22 pounds and tolerates company.
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We're in this for the long haul.
We’ve got Bailey’s, hot chocolate, wine, and Veronica Mars season 1.
I think we’re set.
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Heart - These dreams
(via: lickystickypickyme)
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I now have a Goodreads account!
I don’t really know what this means for my future.
Does anyone else have it? DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?
Here’s my profile.
i wish i had a hype man
morninggloria:
Someone to enter rooms before me, bouncing around and motioning for everyone to get on their feet. “YO YO YO! STAND UP! GET UP ON YOUR FEET! ANNOUNCING! THE WORLD CHAMPION! THE ILLEST!” And then I’d come onstage wearing, I don’t know, boxers’ robes with the hood up and “THE BADDEST” bedazzled on the back, and there would be dramatic explosions and a really loud sound...
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ANGST ANGST ANGST
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“Sometimes I want to Apple-Z my life.”
– overheard. (via laeta)
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I think seven paper jams in one copying session...
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Tim Gunn:
I just wish we could hang out.
I feel like if I were stressed out, Tim Gunn would know just the right thing to say. And then we could put together outfits and drink wine and discuss books.
I love Tim Gunn.
I could very well turn into a marshmallow.
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While purchasing a bag of marshmallows.
Overly friendly boy working in covenience store: Are you going to make s'mores?!
Me [in my mind]: No, actually. I will be eating half of this bag in one sitting, along with a jar of peanut butter, while watching Project Runway instead of studying.
Me [out loud]: What? Oh. Ummmm...maybe. Or...just hot chocolate.
Him: Nice! (smile smile smile)
Me: ...Yeah.
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hughbot:
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin-...
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Two things:
Maci is precious, and Ryan needs to be kicked in the shins.
That’s all.
They're calling for about 10 inches of snow here...
morninggloria:
pangea:
Growing up here, I learned to become a professional cynic when it came to predictions of snow. What’s that you say, local news? It’s supposed to snow five inches? Nah, it won’t. We’ll see a few flurries and move on with our lives.
All I have to say is, if the apocolypse occurs tomorrow night and there IS a large snowfall, I will be camped at Alison, Helen and Meredith’s...
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“You ready for the freak snow storm? I’m going to the store after work to...”
– My sister.
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They're calling for about 10 inches of snow here...
Growing up in this region, I learned to become a professional cynic when it came to predictions of snow. What’s that you say, local news? It’s supposed to snow five inches? Nah, it won’t. We’ll see a few flurries and move on with our lives.
All I have to say is, if the apocolypse occurs tomorrow night and there IS a large snowfall, I will be camped at Alison, Helen and...
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i'm sorry, what?
and-shesback:
“the scriptures say…”
???
i’m sorry
WHAT?
Dangit, why is this over?
I don’t wanna do my school work.
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YEAH!
Equal pay for women!
Did he just say “that’s what we get for eight years?”
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This is the last thing I'm going to say.
Did anybody see the woman wearing the CANARY YELLOW suit?
Homegirl went for it. She really did.
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Wait wait wait.
Did Barack just compare the bank bailout to a root canal??
LOL!
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Haaaa John McCain.
I had forgotten about you.
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LOL NANCY PELOSI JUST PICKED HER NOSE
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So jealous of the Supreme Court justices.
I decided I wanted to be one of them in the ninth grade.
I guess I lost sight of that goal somewhere along the way — I’m not going to law school or anything like that.
Barack: pick me? I can probably wing it!
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I have now become "that person."
You know the one — the one that uses the computer in the lab just for Facebook and other social media purposes?
I swore I would never become this person.