I am so good at doing everything
that DOES NOT NEED TO BE DONE. I’m currently avoiding this make-or-break paper like the plague. It’s due at 12:30 tomorrow. I’ll be in the library until 6. I can feel it.
MY LIFE.
If you’ve cleaned your room, washed all of your clothes, re-organized your closet and made three playlists…there are probably still a few things you can do before starting your paper.